But. I am working on that. My wonderful neighbor and friend, Whitney* (check out her running blog here) has
I have lost my mind in my old age.
I will tell you a story about the one time I tried to run a 5K and I wore bad shoes and I got a bleeding blister and lost 8 pints of blood, and lost the race to the following individuals: 1. My 80 year old husband with a bum knee (he was waiting on knee surgery at the time) 2. My 52 year old mother in law (but to her credit she is always fit) 3. Our friend Kam, who happened to be pushing his 5-year-old twins in a stroller. I think I finished in something like 42 minutes. Please don't judge.
I hung my head in shame for 5 years.
So, now, in an effort to prove that I really am not old enough to enter the alzheimers rest home down the street from my house, I am setting out to finish this thing. Josh even let me get new running shoes (since I was still wearing ones that had been destroyed by Kona... they had most of the sole left on them!)
So, as a non runner, I am going to need all of the advice/help/encouragement/threats/bribes from everyone. What should my diet be like? I hope I don't run with my butt sticking out. Or maybe I am supposed to? If I make my palms flat will I really run faster? What about music? If I die during the run will they just kick me over to the curb until the race is over? See, I don't know anything. Please help.
*As a side note, I think it's important for you to know that Weston is in love with Whitney's daughter, Katie. He'll probably ask her to prom next year.